Memoirs of a Goldfish

Goldfish has a bowl all to himself until he’s forced to take on roommates: a snail, a couple of guppies, unwanted houseplants, and a really crabby crab. Goldfish wants none of it. But, time away from his new companions gives him a chance to rethink the pros and cons of solo life. Just try to read it without laughing out loud—we dare you.